Who?

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

you have to understand that my body does not work by default. “ohhh so many medications means so many chemicals inside you. i could never” well if i did not take these things i would not be able to function. i respect and have made peace with the chemical. Get out of my face

some scientist worked really REALLY hard on formulating this. i have to inject it otherwise i’ll hurt their feelings. It’s impolite

Listen Barbara but your body already HAS the Chemicals I need. When I take my meds I have increased the amount of Chemicals to the Normal Amount, the amount that you have by default. The reason it's a disease is because not having the Normal Amount of Chemicals makes things stop working. Not everyone can make their own, Barbara. Some people need store bought, Barbara.

Either I take these pills or I extract the chemicals from you, Barbara. Do you want to be put in the Chemical Extracting Apparatus, Barbara?

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."

doomscrolling thru the weather app

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

leaving Prometheus on read is not even the worst texting faux pas you could commit against him. he is much more sensitive to being left on de-livered.

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

i have tested positive for tzatziki