unserious

Just steeped my tea for like 30 minutes idgaf im crazy

Last night was a tubi original

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

whenever I go to the restroom and can’t piss immediately I get so mad because all I can think about is that weird sexist John Updike passage where he’s like “the pee got lost inside her mysterious Woman Body”

we used to watch netflix on the wii

honestly the original USDA food pyramid was funny as fuck for recommending 6-11 servings of bread a day. like honestly don't mind if I do

one time in trader joes I saw a deathknight wither a nectarine to straight up mildew and ash in their hands and then put it right back on the display

there's something almost addictive about smoking cigarettes

I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there