*Muffled Sounds of Gorilla Violence*

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

My Dorohedoro themed sex roleplay hotel is costing me hundreds of thousands of dollars on black sludge

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

Wait this is horse Prilosec. The horse picture is there because this is Prilosec for horses to take. The targeted ads successfully figured out that I have acid reflux and take Prilosec for it, but failed to correctly identify my species, which is not "horse" (I'm something else). The targeted ads think there are horses using this web site and that they click on ads with their hoof or nose.

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

"Clearly I wasn't talking about disabled people-" yeah part of the problem is that the existence of disabled people just isn't considered in your worldview like that's the problem we're criticizing not a get out of jail free card

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea