*Muffled Sounds of Gorilla Violence*

the crazy thing is that it feels really bad to feel bad but feeling good doesnt even feel good. it doesnt even feel good. it doesnt feel good at all

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

"i think his head just did that" = psychiatry

Whenever you talk about healthcare and quality of life achievements in socialist countries contextually and within the premise that all of this was achieved in spite of comprehensive Western sanctions and diplomatic siege, as an acknowledgement of socialist resilience and in sympathy and solidarity with the proud peoples of those countries, there is always that one piece of shit who'd say something like, "If North Korea/Cuba/etc were so great, why don't you move there?" Because in the twisted consumerist mind of the imperial citizen, a country is only worth as much as it could maximise their own quality of life by relocating to it

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there