*Muffled Sounds of Gorilla Violence*

pjack jhust messaged me, he said hes done with his cola and peanuts drink

My cat is emotionally abusive towards me

He is a misogynist he used to hit me

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

It's never been easier to laugh in people's faces when they tell me they're in the military

tearing up a bit listening to "our house" thinking about the beauty of it and also melancholy especially as someone who has Far Away Friends but shaking my head at the "with two cats in the yard" line to show i dont support irresponsible cat ownership

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak