Goddess of Sleeping

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.

"the fandom is dying" no it's not. i'm here

i do think it’s funny when you’ve been into a thing long enough that you’ve done all the serious analysis you can do so now you’re mostly just thinking up looney tunes scenarios to put the characters in

looney tunes scenarios which are most importantly still impeccably in-character because of all the aforementioned serious analysis

@tysonrunningfox

hiccup is sooo versatile, he's a prince, he's a horse girl, he's a mad scientist, he's an extreme sports guy, he's everything!

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

When will my husband (long form commenter) return home (our fanfics) from war? We desperately need their provisions and support (motivation for the next chapter) before winter is upon us (writer's block)

It's always funny when a character feels an emotion and goes "what is this? What the fuck? Am I sick or ill or something?

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

brb gotta do copious amounts of research to try to figure out if this minor gag/reference in the fic I'm writing works or not

@porciaenjoyer

do yall ever wonder what you’re best known for in the fandom ?

Bold of you to assume I’m known