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I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)