abort the court. 🌻🐈🇺🇦

being mentally ill is so embarrasing how can you explain to a normal person that you had to psych yourself up for half an hour to like get off the floor

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

hey. don't cry. 144 ibuprofen capsules in this bottle.

She already killed the monster and is just keeping him out of the shot.

When y’all talk about the horrors being unending, you’re referring to the eternal cycle of meal planning/grocery shopping/cooking/dishes, right?

and when you need a break from that, there’s LAUNDRY

nie huaisang fainting dot gif

Girl, help they are making me do tasks before the scheduled event.

My conference is in 9 hours; do I have time to bathe?

You know, that’s fair