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synthcrow

[does a cute little pirouette to distract you while my army of mice raid your fridge for cheese]

salix03

this kingdom is going to shit man

fjordojustice

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

sungmaugnroeuh

@real-live-human look its you

yo-its-matt

Top tier humor that makes me cry laughing

“Shawty Wanna Fuck”, but all ass-related words are replaced with a fart sound effect with WAY TOO MUCH REVERB

“Boss Ass Bitch” censored. That’s it, there’s so many beeps it sounds like Morse code.

The Glockumentary song except it’s censored and every time the rapper swears it gets faster and higher pitched

“Hey Ya” by Outkast but every time they say ‘uh’ or ‘alright’ it gets faster (and by the time he goes ‘alright alright alright alright’ a bunch of times it INSTANTLY GOES THERMONUCLEAR SPEED)

Getting high and watching the music video for Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” at the hugest rate of speed possible (which was suggested to me by, of all people, @mysillycomics and WILL make you nearly puke laughing)

Will continue to add to this list, and will gladly take new applications as well

yo-its-matt

Added links so you too can now shit yrself laughing

equius

sorry i have a whole folder of shit like this

eye of the tiger but the vocals are all in E

mii channel but every note is a completely random pitch

sound effect: brain aneurysm edition

doot with the sickness (a beloved classic)

chop suey but everything is a table (this changed my life)

uptown funk but the 2nd and 4th beat are swapped

livin on a prayer but only the woahs

yo-its-matt

VERY good addition

yokowan

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

eightglass

sungmaugnroeuh

i honestly believed it up until the lighthouses i thought this was just another lethal automobile trend like uselessly tall trucks. thank you for the pleasant surprise eightglass

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outofcontextdiscord

submitted by @princess--bongwater

julius-caeser

owch

wayneradiotv

sungmaugnroeuh

we have in our hands one of the greatest interactions on tumblr and it took five SEVEN years for it to happen

zero1infinity

tsukiyamas

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

diggly

no one tell him

rhube

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

dreemurr-skelememer

undertale is a dollar rn btw

#not an undertale guy but reblogging for the people who want to become one

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iraffiruse

kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

realbandofbrotherslittlesister

@daniexa I FOUND IT!!!

medic981

Un-find it!!!!

mayday396

Oh this Hellsite makes things Better

sacred-portal

sungmaugnroeuh

SAME i thought he was saying the cat was a realist and it confused me for so long i thought the cat was going to be realistic with him about how expensive the dinner would be or something

#prev tags

mysteries-of-starlights

I swear I can do other formats than comparisons

tmagp 32 really said here is a new history of the world i guess, depicting humanity as a parasite. No one is surprised by this.

the-haiku-bot

ALTI swear

I can do other formats

than comparisons

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sungmaugnroeuh

fascinated by how it sees the ALT icon as part of the post

#haiku bot

yamat0

my favorite dune posts ever

sungmaugnroeuh

this is how it wouldve gone down in dune (1984) if they had given david lynch the creative freedom he wanted

#david lynch #dune

alexandervovich-deactivated2025

He’s searching for something…

Took this time to work on my shading…

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