Cynical Dragoness

I really love gesture studies

1-800-ARE-YOU-GENTLY-SLAPPIN

they don't want you to know this but this is actually how the tides are made

Unfortunately Q4 of the fiscal year was a disaster so my tumblr posts will be extremely low budget starting now.

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What the fuck is your problem

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

Turbo divorce

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

It's when you end up with six parents

BOO!bies

@official-boob-posts (if there is an official-dad-jokes, someone tag them, too)

titties out of this world

her storytelling skills are killing me

the oranges holy shit

We don’t talk enough about the two identical old women who just hang around Azula saying ominous shit in unison. What’s their deal. Is there a comic about them. Are they paid for their services

They serve cunt and omens. What more do you need?

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

World Heritage Post

THIS GIF IS ONE SECOND LONG

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

the fact he can cross himself and invoke the lord and it only hurts but garlic will kill him outright implies garlic is more powerful then christ

In Italy it is