bibi waits

DYING.

I stumbled across this song - it’s a bonus track on the Much Ado About Nothing soundtrack. It’s bloody hilarious.

Lyrics:

[spoken] Catherine: How long is this gonna take? David: Here we go! Catherine: Don’t make me do this. David: Oh, you’re gonna love it! [sung] David: We’re like a branch and its vine Catherine: Like a drunk and his wine David: Like the leaves and the breeze Catherine: Fatty food and disease David: And like a sheep and a lamb Catherine: Like a pig and a ham David: We go together — [spoken] Catherine: Can I go now? …can I just…? [sung] David: Just like Shakespeare and verse Catherine: Like a corpse and a hearse David: Like a song and a dance Catherine: Like the English and France David: Like a Persian and rugs Catherine: Like a headache and drugs Both: We go together, you and I David: We go together like the news and the weather We fit like hand in glove Catherine: For now and forever David: Just like birds of a feather We fly so high above We stick together like the earth and the sun Catherine: Like a dentist and fun David: We go like honey and bees Catherine: Like a mold on a cheese David: And like a bird and its nest Catherine: Like a clown and depressed Both: We go together, you and I [spoken] David: Wait for it, wait for it! [horn solo. At the end David stops and gasps for breath] Catherine: *What* was THAT?! David: That was me playing with my old horn! Catherine: Oh. Shouldn’t you wait ‘til I’ve gone? David: Ah, feels so good to hold it again! Catherine: Well, you’ve not had it out in ages! David: D’you want a go with it? Catherine: I’m not putting that in my mouth! [sung] Catherine: We go together and we know that whatever We’re stuck like nails and glue David: There’s nothing can sever Such a well-made endeavour as me — Catherine: — And me David: — And you Catherine: I guess it’s true We’re like a yawn and a dream David: Like a cherry on cream Catherine: Like the wind and a kite David: Now you’ve got it, all right! Catherine: We’re like a parent and child! David: Like a — sorry, what?! Catherine: We go together, you and I David: You and me Catherine: We go together, me and you David: That’s right, we do! Both: We go together… you and I! [spoken] David: Ah! See, I told you you’d enjoy yourself! Catherine: Yeah! …It’s smaller than I thought, though. David: …Are you still talking about my horn? Catherine: Yup.

mythology moodboards: aphrodite

me, age 9: that seems unfair and unlikely lol