Thoughts Of A Guy

Destroy false idols

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

Like a sack of what

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

*kisses u* teehee *spreads my disease to you*

love using “u” and “you” in the same sentence. variety is the spice of life and boy is it sexy

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

if you hear about a bi woman being in an abusive relationship with a man and your immediate thought is something along the lines of “that’s what you get for dating men lol” i think you honestly should just drop dead

I bought a cape because of this

I’VE BEEN FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE THIS SHIT FOR YEARS!!!!!

🧐🧐

One more thing that’s fucked in America.

did not know this wow

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?