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the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro

CRYING

On this day 20 years ago the pop-punk band 'All American Rejects' would be taken hostage by the Piraka and subsequently rescued by the Toa Inika. Today we honor their bravery especially Toa Matoro, who would go on to make the ultimate sacrifice for the salvation of the universe.

"Close Personal Friend Mr. Drugs" has had me roaring with laughter for the last few minutes.

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

I cannot stress enough what a complete disaster this is for every human being who lives and breathes on the face of the Earth. The CDC is was a world-leading institution for disease control and prevention, and that's all going down the shitter now because of a crop of literal brain-damaged nepo babies and the fact that America couldn't prevent billionaires from screaming "fire" in a crowded theatre.

But now we're all going to get reacquainted with the fucking Plague Maiden because a bunch dirty fucking stupid, selfish, middle class individualists thought that being asked to wear a mask was the worst oppression that anyone ever faced. May God have mercy, because apparently, praying for survival is our frontline public health policy now.

this has been a psa

blazed the old fashion way...

I love very specific cakes

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

Hey so. Child of an influencer here, you’ve hit the nail on the head pretty well. I spent my childhood slowly learning that being happy around my mother would end up as just a way to make content. I stopped being around my mother, I stopped smiling around her, I ran, physically ran when I saw cameras, to this day I have to beg her to put her phone away whenever we’re hanging out. To this day when I do anything for her the first thing I see her do is open her phone and it makes me want to stop doing nice things. With my friends I always duck out of photos or push them away when it comes to things like that, even though I love them and I don’t want them to think I don’t want to hangout—if we plan on going somewhere “aesthetic” I make an excuse. I hate my body in the mirror because every photo of me online is filtered. My skin was bleached as a child. My mother had be use foundation to make it look lighter by the time I was 10. I feel gross looking at my skin. I feel worse wearing makeup. My biggest fear is being recorded. I’m convinced there are always eyes on me. I don’t feel safe crying in my own home because What If Someone Can See Me.

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy