Charlotte Priestly

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

 #sometimes the family you start with isn’t a good one #but you can find your own #family is not absolute #blood is not absolute

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

that’s kamala harris

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

Is it my fault that Meryl Streep is the hottest, prettiest, funniest woman I ever laid my eyes upon?! It's god's fault for making her so perfect and making me so gay

puttering around the house is an underrated form a self-care. make some tea or coffee. put on a podcast. sort the mail. tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. start the laundry. thaw some soup. just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and life a little nicer. who cares if you get distracted or only do a little. you aren't being productive. you're puttering.

My life has gotten measurably better since I reframed the period from 3-4 pm as “puttering hour”. No it’s not me avoiding work or failing to force myself to concentrate during my mid afternoon slump. It’s puttering hour.