Be Water My Friend.

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

@thatlittleegyptologist

You know the art is good when the academics start getting spicy in the notes

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

management trying to hire and retain employees

it overtakes me, it wakes and bakes me

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

the soft animal of my body wants a spliff and four pints of cider

soft animal of my body is up for a kebab