Cursed Skeleton

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

"!!" is its own word to me

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

stretching feels so so so so good I just did it and it was so good. I might indulge myself with another stretch and quite soon

FISH STRETCHING GIF

tumblr is like the nokia of social apps

one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.

"even the top gets pregnant" cryptic new statetement from the World Health Organisation

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!