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I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Right now however? Sam and Danny were watching as Tucker tried, (and failed), to get a boyfriend. Danny had pulled out the camera after the first failed attempt. Tucker was being the worst. Poor Croc.

The video of the second attempt went viral. And neither of them were ever going to let Tucker live this down.

Danny: And here we have attempt four.

Sam: You'd think the man would learn a new approach....

Danny: He thinks Mr Jones needs an aggressive suitor. Something about the guy always being seen as big and scary?

Sam: Ahh. So that's why he's flung himself into his path. Screaming "let me love you".

Then he moves on to foods, whole hogs and sheep, beef back, and exotics like moose and ostrich.

After that Tucker tries giving Croc clothing made to withstand his scaled skin and his rough lifestyle, beautifully designed to match Tucker’s Egyptian wooing-wear.

Red Hood drops in to interrogate Tucker at his flat. Danny and Sam are there for dinner and just look over. Like, oh hey! Didn't you want to see Waylon's parole furry?? Seems he has a parole crime lord instead!!

There was a funky compilation video.

It's HILARIOUS.

Because of course it was. Waylon has a resting Murder Face and muscles for days. He's being hunted for sport by a tiny string bean tech nerd that HAS to be asthmatic and probably reads tech manuals for fun. Itty bitty twig of a man. And here is this HUGE Meta going "EEK~! Not ROSES! Oh NO, weaponized hugging! He might take me DANCING! Run awaaaaaay!" Like the world's most BAMF looking tsundere.

The memes are brutal and endless. Thirst edits too.

Because honestly? The Reptilian Furries (which I can not spell to save my life right now, but are Scale-ies?) Are all going: "Saaaaaaame. Man has IMPECCABLE Taste." And people are Bonk-ing them with horny jail memes and reminders not to fetishize Metas etc etc.

All while Waylon is just? Look he's not even sure if he IS gay! Or Bi! Or ANYTHING! His dating years were spent being hated and feared. And adult years mostly in jail! Cool you jets just a BIT, my guy! He says, somehow folding himself to hide behind (mostly) behind Roy.

Which is fair.

Tucker can respect that. He ALSO didn't have the best time, dating wise. And he didn't even have obvious Meta powers. Does Waylon still want this nice elk he got him? It's juicy!

And just? Roy standing there? Like "you BETTER not pressure my boy into anything he's not ready for. I'm watch you, punk." Radiating Dad Energy.

Gotham would be SO invested in their weird Meme/redemption love story? Its? SO Gotham. You other cities wouldn't GET it. Jones had a hard life, yeah? Made bad decisions. Is trying to turn his life around and find love. It speaks to them. They've all been there. Heck, they even heard Brucie Wayne reached out!

Wants to hire the big guy! Desk job and everything! And yeah, maybe it's some rich guy publicity stunt, but? They hope he takes it. Hope he MAKES it, man.

Tucker is trying to be respectful, and too about this. He swears. But he would really like his crush to give him even one chance? Please?

Roy: We need help. With Jones. Yeah, yeah.... Did you see the latest video? Yeah well.

Hangs up and points sternly at Waylon.

Roy: Stay the Fuck there. We are getting stuff put together. And asking those questions. The fan club is gettin creepy. So we gotta sort this!

Clark: Could you, just for once, warm us when you've adopted another one? So we don't get surprised by children who we think shouldn't be up here?

Bruce raised an eyebrow at Danny in question as he pouted to one side.

Bruce: Hmm. Danny wasn't supposed to be here yet.

Clark: How did he get here then?

Danny: Oh you know. I flew in.

Bruce: Please tell me you didn't fly here from Gotham?

Danny: I could, but I'd be lying.

Bruce: I'm telling Alfred.

Danny: So... No dessert. Dammit.

Clark: Why are all your children like this?

Danny: I mean. I died, I think that's a pretty good excuse as they go.

"How did you know I wasn't Red anyway?"

Clark laughed a little at the kid now he knew who he was.

" Your heartbeat is too slow. "

Danny growled at the floor. Of course. Damn super hearing!

Bruce looked at his latest son and sighed.

"Phantom, why are you even wearing Red's suit?"

Danny grinned, wicked sharp and laughed a little.

" Agent A says he hasn't slept in 3 days. If he doesn't have his suit, he has to stay home. Also, I replaced all the coffee with decafe. But switched the containers. I gave it all to Agent A. don't worry. You just have to ask him to proper coffee now. "

Bruce just slumped a little as Clark laughed at them. And then Flash turned up. Great. Danny slumped into Tim's typical posture and gave his typical greeting. Hmm. Since when has he been practising that? He looked at Clark who nodded. Looked like they were testing the rest of the league then.

Clark smirked a little and ruffled Danny's hair, who acted exactly as Red would have. Hmm. This should be fun then.

"Hey Flash. Need anything?"

Flash grinned at them and pointed at Danny.

" Yeah! I could use a hand from Red. Have an engineering issue. "

Danny looked up, mimicking Tim's dead state and sighed deeply.

"Fine. What is it? Show me!"

Flash happily went of with Danny in tow as Bruce and Clark sighed.

" one down huh? "

"Not everyone has your senses Kal."

Clark laughed again and shook his head.

" Did you know he was that good at acting? "

Bruce shook his head. Thinking it over there had been hints. But...

"Nothing concrete. Hints of talents. I thought I'd have to train it more. This should be. Informative."

Clark shoved his friend lightly in the shoulder .

"You can say amusing you know. It can be both!"

Bruce just shot him a withering look.

" we should tell Diana. She will know either way. This way she won't be as mad. "

Clark grinned and listened out for her.

" Yeah, she's in the second meeting room. "

When they got there Diana was frowning at something in her hands.

Bruce tapped on the table and raised an eyebrow at her in question. Diana set the tablet aside and looked at them.

"Bruce, Clark. Do either of you want to tell me why Red Robin is not the person in his suit?"

They shared a look and both coughed to hide a grin.

" My latest addition to the family. He confiscated his brothers suit to stop him getting killed due to sleep deprivation. And decided to see what the watch tower was like. And how long he could go without getting caught. "

Clark grinned at Diana as her face morphed from worried to amused.

"He forgot to factor in our sense apparently. I could hear him cursing under his breath. Well... Lack of breath."

Diana rolled her eyes. It was such a typical stunt. She looked at Bruce again and raised an eyebrow.

" I take it you two decided to let him have his fun with everyone else then? Ah, and you came to me so I wouldn't ruin the game. Boys honestly. "

Bruce smirked a little.

"It's a good training opportunity for him."

Diana huffed at him and nodded. She couldn't deny it.,

But! He just got a message from B. Time to end this now Tim is asleep huh? B is absolutely going to use this as an objective lesson of some sort. Ah, that's the meeting now please beep B is going to be brutal.

Batman: Phantom. Come here please.

Danny straightened from Tim's posture and grinned a bit too wide. Watching the rest visibly freak out? So much fun. He let himself hover slightly and floated to B.

💛 Danny phantom x Backrooms👻

Original art:

She had an extremely sheltered upbringing, then when she snuck out to fight, she went to the Earth Kingdom version of WWE, which, if it’s like real world WWE, is family entertainment, and she never spent time backstage, she came she fought she left

I don’t know if the airbenders taught aang swears or not but I know he’s not really the type to swear anyway

Dick: I know, I know. I'm not allowed to date your friend.

Jason: I mean it, Dick. You have a weakness for red heads and Jazz-

Dick: -Is not looking for a relationship or situationship. I know. You said so at least ten times on the way over here. Come on Jay, have a little faith.

Jason: Alright. Just be cool. *opens door* and welcome to Jazz's Bookshelve. The best place to read and listen to slow jazz.

Dick: *whistles* You weren't kidding when you said this place had a cool theme. But is that shelve all the books they have?

Jason: Nope. I told you the front part was a Coffee shop styled like a bar for a reason. This was a speakeasy back in the 1920s, and behind that bookshelf is the entrance, which leads down into the speakeasy, which is what they turned into the bookshop. The live jazz band plays down there too.

Dick: Very nice. Whoever thought about the idea was a genius

Danny behind the bar: Thank you for the compliment. I'll let Jazz know someone loved her idea today.

Dick: ....

Jason: Hey Danny!

Danny: Hey Jay, back again for another drink and a speakeasy read?

Jason: You know it. By the way, the man frozen in place like a idiot is my older brother. Dick this is Danny Fenton, the owner's brother and my friend.

Danny: Nice to meet you.

Dick:.....

Danny: He doesn't talk much, does he?

Jason: No, he does. A lot Normally he be a chatter box. The only time he freezes is when- Oh come on! I told you the condition!

Dick: He doesn't count! You said the redhead! Not the cute barista!

Danny: Cute barista? Thank you. I try.

Jason: I can't believe you. This is junior high all over again! Stop flirting with my friends!

Dick: *gasp* I don't flirt with your friends! They flirt with me!

Danny: Can't blame them.

The rushed him to the hospital where countless nurses and doctors rushed him to the emergency room. Other than the bleeding there were countless other wounds and scars that needed to be treated along with the stabbing. During his treatment Jack and Maddie were explaining the situation to cops and social workers however when they tried to find his file they found nothing as if he never existed at all.

No one knows what happened to Danny. As far as the doctors police and social workers could guess is that Danny escaped from somewhere dangerous and they hunted him down but didn't bother checking if he actually died. During their time there Jack and Maddie became insanely attached to the child that looked at them curiously with some weariness and slowly warmed up to them. According to dad the night Danny ask them to hug him to help him fall asleep was the night they knew for certain that they were taking him home.

Danny believe them and never bothered searching for his biological parents since he was pretty certain that they weren't good people or the kind of people he wants to be associated with that was until his past came crashing down.

With assassins appearing in Amity park calling him Prince and grandson of the demons head trying to kidnap him and take him back somewhere with the vigilantes of Gotham appearing out of nowhere as well and his parents becoming more wary of the assassins and vigilantes to the point of suggesting that they take a vacation somewhere secluded was sending alarm bells to Danny's head

So he went to the only person that could solve this mystery.

Wes.

Wes figured out he was phantom as soon as he saw him in both forms. That along with some other mysteries makes Wes the only option Danny has as to figure out what's happening and the only one that knows about his phantom identity.

Why would you look like him?

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