the bog blog

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

"If I was orpheus I wouldn't turn around " then you're not orpheus. NEXT

I was blown to a smithereen, just the one

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

I have some very good news for you about Black Bolt's real name

sorry wait. I contacted visa to file a complaint about the censorship stuff they've been doing and their AI. immediately threatened to kill itself?

*tearing my shirt off, groaning and twisting painfully like I'm about to turn into a werewolf* I need a kissy

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

Ha, Improved Relative Time lets you ditch BC and AD for designations like ABW (After Barbed Wire), BHCS (Before High Carbon Steel), AIP (After iPhone), and ASCR (After Supersonic Combusting Ramjet). No ATSDB (After Trial-Size Dove Bar) tho…

*tugs you around by our red string of fate like you’re a dog on a leash*

guards !!!! take them to the Dungeon !!! no not the. not the Sex Dungeon. yes. the Regular Dungeon sorry i should've specified

i miss everyone

i miss everyone

[ID: a reply from tumblr user skenpiel at says, "really really really bad russian sniper shamefully reporting back to his boss" /End ID]