i'm just a bug boy, you see

HAMLET HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 420 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

its important to remember that the furry community isn't inherently nsfw and that furries in spaces with children arent inherently predatory and that children can be furries also. but its also important to remember that furry culture is built on kink & sexual liberation and to sanitize it and paint all furries who are Furries In a Sex way as 'degenerate' and staining the community or w/e is. also not good. and these two things can coexist

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

it's always some sort of day of the week

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

can i talk to you in the woods about something

@well-by-jove

@well-by-jove

No one is coming to save you is about how you can't suffer in silence and privacy and hope that someone will magically show up one day and say, "oh I noticed your suffering. Let me fix everything for you." It is not a statement that no one will help you. They will. You have to ask first tho. And then, unfortunately, you have to put in the work, because in almost all situations you will receive help and assistance, rather than unequivocal rescue.

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature