haha yikes

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

every fucking day brother

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

This cheese is being stabbed safely

I love everyone's cat

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

@snozzberries96 @awkwardsocialfailure @ambientradiation

Its mr coheed and cambria

The best part is that I do not know this song, I do not know this guy, but the expression on his face as you watch the video immediately tells you that he is the guy and that is his song she's talking about.

I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

Consider a vampire's reliance on blood as a metaphor for living paycheck-to-paycheck and depending on the kindness of others to get by, and the desparation that can make one slip into taking.

Also in Terry Pratchett's "The Fifth Elephant", there's a family of aristocratic werewolves and the son is a werewolf Volkist.