Barely There

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

two sick horses evaluating an orb

Cermet x2

can’t decide if I want a tattoo sleeve or a career

It’s a damn shame we have to make this decision still

cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.

incidentally, you are also an apex predator

apex predators are over-hyped, we’re all just tired and whiny.

Reblog if you, too, are tired and whiny.

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

Putin’s expressions in the middle….I can’t…

oh my god it’s back

I can’t stop laughing oh my god-

Reblog for Russia

@obama-is-my-father

:)

Much like a minecraft villager, my only instincts are run from darkness and throw bread

I was not expecting this post to actually get notes but it seems like we can all agree here

op do you also open doors to let the zombies in

If you could please refrain from insulting the fine green gentleman knocking violently at my door, that would be great. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a guest to welcome

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

listen, man. i follow you. you follow me. are we gonna kiss or what.

A giant porcupine ate my sister during church and then I tamed it with Pringles.

That was me

the sister, the porcupine, or the person taming it ?