Helljumper, Helljumper where you been?

This is my favorite post

Why

its almost valentines!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASS

Leave them alone. If he enjoys helping his sister, and she has no issues with him helping then there is no issue. Let them follow the path they are choosing. Heck it might even lead to them falling madly in love with each other who knows. Girls and boys falling into traditional gender roles is not a bad thing. He will become a great leader and father, and she will become a superb mother and if they do that together then you will have 2 kids who will love each other forever.

I beg your motherfucking pardon WHAT

My favorite feeling is when it’s winter and you wake up in the middle of the night and you look out the window and there’s snow on the ground and the sky is kind of light colored and it looks misplaced and kind of eerie but also comforting i love it the most 

I CANT BREATH OH MY GOSH HOLY SHIT

due to personal reasons i will be passing away has been killing me for three days i can’t even say it without physically crying

Allow me to press F on the world’s smallest keyboard for these aching souls who are responsible for tripling the price of graphics cards and who at one point were consuming more electricity than all of Ireland in their chase of the least stable investment in history, instead of just getting a normal fucking job like they tell everyone else to do.

If only men were like this in real life and not intimidated by strong women.

Fucking this.

ayyy look its true

911 i gotta report a murder

g o o d b y e

Dog Semen is Jim Davis’ Cow Tools