Lou

just saw a “only one bed” fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that’s one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

ye

enter the cornflakes domain

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

do you see this shit my liege

cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires

"autistic people read things too literally" yeah, maybe when we're kids. veteran autistics go through years of mistreatment and read literal statements as passive aggressive instead

autistic people ask our significant others if they want to hang out and spend twenty minutes worrying about how overbearing we mustve been to make them say "we can certainly do that, yes"

We need to start objectifying wizards. We can't slap them on the ass though they only have 4 hit points they may perish

i hope you die, i hope we both die, hand on unslappable ass.

I don't think we as a society are ever gonna improve on vampires. they're a metaphor for the monarch class they're a metaphor for capitalism they're a metaphor for disease they're a metaphor for addiction they're a metaphor for trauma they're a metaphor for disability they're a metaphor for breaking from tradition they're a metaphor for a hot woman who bites your tit what CAN'T they do

Tan