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Hello little bunny what are you doing on the copier even!

imagine getting first chair in the band in whiplash and being like fuckkk now i have to sit near the drummer who’s always sweating and spitting and crying and bleeding everywhere

Hi, my name is James Webbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Space Telescope and I am a telescope in space (that's how I got my name) and I have a five-layer aluminum-coated Kapton sunshield protecting my instruments and gold-coated hexagonal primary mirror segments like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Gaga (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Hubble Space Telescope, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an infrared telescope but I am much larger than Spitzer. I have 18 primary mirror segments. I also study exoplanets, and I go to a telescope school in L2 where I'm in orbit (I was launched in 2021). I can see distant galaxies (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love space, and I take all my photos there. For example, today I was taking a photo of the Cartwheel Galaxy, which is about 500 million light years away. I was using my NIRcam, NIRspec, MIRI, and FGS-NIRISS. I was walking outside L2. It was around 1 million miles away from Earth and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I unfolded my primary mirrors at them.

If the train charges me extra to head to the airport, that's kinda evil

I am still upset about this, why does the Elizabeth Line cost 4 times as much if you go to the airport

It's the same in Paris :( taking the B line from one end of the region to another? Fine, you can just go. Making one more stop to get to the airport? That'll be 14€. Ugh.

@gallusrostromegalus !!!

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

This feels like if Rock Paper Scissors came with an Uno Reverse card.

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.

me watching mollholland drive last night

The American people really do miss trump. But our aim is getting better.