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@sleepy-frog-lady
Welcome to my blog, friends .
I post shitposts, pictures of animals, queer shit, things about autism, political stuff sometimes, lesbian yearning occasionally, and whatever else, man, who knows. Video game stuff and anime stuff probably.
Iβm mid 20βs, she/her. You can call me βfrogβ or βfrog ladyβ or βsleepy frog ladyβ, whatever you like.
Idk what else to put in a pinned post.
Be nice!
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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.
I would like to clarify that this animal self feeds and is not being denied breakfast by my sleeping in. He doesn't do this to anyone else. Everyone else simply gets increasingly invasive headbutts and even thats a fairly rare occurence. This fucking cat needs to cuddle with me specifically, And he is decided that the best way to do it is to gently shove his claws underneath my eyelashes and pull. There is no way I can train him out of this because believe it or not shoving your fingers in somebody's eyes to wake them up has the desired reaction.
We have come to a compromise. One that neatly illustrates the reason I'm not wearing an eyemask.
If I have a hair tie on my wrist, my darling sweet baby boy, love of my life and apple of my eye, can gingerly dig his teeth underneath and grab it in his mouth and then back up. and pull. And Snap the hell out of me with the elastic. Again, he is very gentle and precise, there are never teeth touching my skin. This is not a fluke, he managed this several times in various circumstances and positions.
This is worse than a toddler. We are approaching diabolical machinations hitherto undreamt of by domestic felines.
Behold, Prince Shithead himself.
Cis people be like im not transphobic but my partner just told me shes trans and i feel betrayed and gross and manipulated, like obviously shes a woman but why wouldn't she disclose her entire medical history i mean shes biologically male so it was basically rape
Fuck that reddit post so much holy shit
Seriously what the actual fuck
People will say trans women are women until they are blue in the face because its easy, the moment they have to actually enter any sort of relationship with us they can't help but let slip how they really see us as pretending to be women, tainted by some immutable biology
Like fucking no wonder she didn't tell you sooner, this is a woman you've spent years with and just the fact that she's trans has you feeling betrayed and manipulated? You do not see trans women as real women it couldn't be more obvious
People have commented on this before, but it really is crazy how easy it is to accidentally follow people on this website.
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well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice
Happy Independence Day!
that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy
It is funny with bigotry where people unaffected by it act like that somehow disproves it. At an old job, talked to HR about a co-worker who kept calling me a faggot, and the HR person was like "Are you sure? He's never said anything like that to me."
Gee, Hetero Jessica, he's never called you a faggot? Then I must have misheard him!
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Stephen King released a novel last year with just a straight up uncomplicated uncritical rendition of the plural tranny psycho killer antagonist and in the afterword was like "i wanted to do something like Psycho :)"
these things have not been reckoned with
like. people dont get it. this is from over a decade ago from the fbi itself.
Contacts:.The United States Department of Justice (DOJ), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the Innocence Project, and the National
forensic science being fucked is not a conspiracy theory. forensic science isnt just basically regular science.
fighting for my fucking life in the work gc because nobody else has curly hair. freaky ted why have you done this to me.
and that marg was good because my boss made a comment i didnβt care for on the monday of that week so i overserved everybody by at least a shot to haemorrhage stock. there was no skill involved i out enough tequila in that to end Your bloodline freaky ted
it spreads by GAY FUCKIG SEX and/or kissing
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debit or credit? you can insert your card now. damn he just went all the way in. that man just inserted his card and kept going until his whole body disappeared into the reader. manager i feel really sick can i go home
At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out βorder 167!β And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison β 6 7!β Life is sometimes so beautiful
If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh
If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.
