jack/august, all pronouns except nounself pronouns, artist & writer, VERY reblog heavy lol. i write both fanfiction and original short stories-you can find me as crystalrainwing on ao3! i post about look outside, the mountain goats, my OCs, life series, and whatever else im into at the moment! im shy but would love to talk, i am extremely forgetful so if i dont reply to you please feel free to send a follow up/reminder :D when i use it, my queue runs on a 24-hour schedule, i may not be online even if i’ve recently reblogged a post :P fyi i am not a shipper and never will be.. i may reblog ship art but in my heart every character i have ever loved is aromantic (samhellen IS the exception to this) only once you have read every post on my blog and every story i have ever written will you truly understand what is wrong with me (aka, i am not going to put mental illnesses, triggers, etc in my bio) asks welcome and appreciated! my icon is by @artofcereal and header is by @emett-sidecast
hello i'm jack, i use all pronouns, i like to write and also draw sometimes
i cannot ever say anything in a concise way, i apologize in advance, i love to ramble :’)
i tend to jump from fandom to fandom a lot, so i'm pretty inconsistent with what i reblog
if you ever want to send me a message or ask, even if we're not mutuals, go ahead!! i love talking to people and making new friends!!
i love to do art trades, so if you like my art or writing and have anything you'd like to do in trade (art/writing/editing/playlists/moodboards/crochet/secret family recipe/fancam of my cat/etc) always feel free to ask me about that!! i also do art commissions which you can find here (if you're interested in a writing commission, msg me and we could work that out)
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my ao3 | my artfight | my posts tag | my spotify (mostly OC playlists) | my personal favourite fic i've ever written (3rd life desert duo modern with magic road trip AU where grian is a dinosaur and scar is a terrorist) | my personal favourite of my OC tags, from which you can probably find all my other OC tags
feel free also to friend me on discord (crystalrainwing) or email me [email protected]
userboxes from @mountaingoatsuserboxes :3
i only post my fandom-related writing online, but i also write original short stories, poems, and personal essays, so if you'd like to see any of those feel free to ask :3
i have a bad habit of not using punctuation when i'm just typing casually so if that makes it hard for you to read what i'm saying you can tell me to knock it off. additionally i like to play fast and loose with regular word order so sometimes i say things in a way that is terrible and bad to read. sorry!
if it is a thing that makes a difference to you, i am a grown adult who pays rent, so i guess don't follow me if you're an adults dni person
some of my favourite characters, from current and past fandoms: hollyleaf (wc), klaus (tua), sam (spn), jack (spn), jenny from thebes (tmg), stan (gf), mabel (gf), hellen (lo), sam (lo), mob (mp100), gtws from 3rd life specifically, maxwell (w359), minkowski (w359), pepper (wayfarers), sidra (wayfarers), the distortion (tma), tomura (mha), yokafee (ysmp)… and many others
they call me 'guy with dietary restrictions' in my case specifically i strictly cannot have gluten and non-strictly cannot have meat or dairy so if you have any recipes or tips that fit those restrictions please hit me up
if i mention something in the tags of a post, generally that means it’s something i am fine with talking about, so if you’re curious feel free to ask! even if ive tagged it “the [redacted] incident” or something, that’s usually because someone involved uses tumblr, not because i can’t/won’t talk about it. i am nosy and always wonder, so here’s full permission to shoot me a dm or an off-anon ask and i’ll probably tell you
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-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist
-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads
-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce
-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after
-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It
-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake
-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot
-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck
-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money
-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed
-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business
-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm
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personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.
* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.
* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.
* I told him Earthsun grew bright.
* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.
* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.
* Before class he heard younglings singing.
* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”
* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.
* He missed “Doritos.”
* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.
* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.
* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.
* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.
* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.
big amatonormativity wants you to accept this as the norm but this is not how it has to be. we can push for consistent characterization in expressions of connection and affection. those characters could just kiss and not declare their undying love about it
reading this post back and realizing that i didn't get to my real point which is that maybe those guys shouldn't say that they're in love at all. i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that you earnestly believe those guys would say "i love you". it doesn't have to be this way
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