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What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

Do you people even know about Prompto's photographs

I knew this was a genius mechanic at the time, but reading this makes me remember YES THIS WAS A GENIUS THING

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

#but also it laid some groundwork that was much preferable to what seemed to be the previous attitude (@vesperaevis)

Well written and great points.

tumblr it's been a MONTH. WHY IS THIS STILL IN CONTENT REVIEW

Oh. I has been determined to need a content label. SO NOW IT'S UNDER SECOND REVIEW? What is mature content here. No blood. No nudity. No violence. Is it the fact that she's a double amputee? Is it bald-faced ableism?

Need y’all to know that in the 1970’s a letter to the editor was published in Daily Telegraph where the author offhandedly used the phrase “Tolkien-like gloom” to describe an area with barren trees and JRRT himself wrote back an incensed rebuttal at the use of his name in a context that suggested anything negative about trees.

A tree tried to eat the hobbits. Tom Bombadil had to save them. There's Mirkwood, "The Forest of Great Fear." I'm on the side of the writer of the letter to the editor.

@businesstiramisu !!!!

@monstrousgourmandizingcats

"Old Man Willow did nothing wrong" is not the Tolkien take I expected today, but I'm here for it.

got super tilted at work like last month and remembered that post that was like "whenever you want to get in an internet argument go and write a strongly worded complaint to a politician" and i was like So True and went bitched to adstandards about a youtube ad that had been giving me the shits and i just checked the burner email i gave them and LOL the advertiser was found in breach of code and forced to change their ad

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

I'd want to fuck that printer.

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

the anxiety cat

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it