Everybody has a poison heart

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

You can lie when you name things

I like the green apples more. I like the tangy taste

Lmaoooo who is making these

Mens-rights-activia

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

Wise words to live by

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..

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It's all fun and games until someone wakes with a fright in the middle of the night and says "something is not right."

The time will pass anyway

Art is supposed to be a slow process. The best works can take years to make.

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

Anyone got that comic about making up a strawman to make a point and then turning around and the strawman is standing there

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???