ive alwyas wanted to be hit by a car

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

If it was a movie about hitler and Conor’s tweet said “nazi obsession” instead of “sea peoples theories” then he would be right . Or if it was a movie abt the civil war and it said “confederacy obsession” that would work too #Imjustreallyinterestedinmilitaryhistory

Hey alexa is it over for me? Be honest Alexa

My followers are evil people who mock me

there’s a cultural obsession with labelling all female authors as unintelligent or otherwise only capable of accidentally stumbling into brief moments of genius in their works that we need to start pushing back against

der frühe vogel hat anxiety und fragt sich ständig ob er sich nicht tatsächlich vertan hat und in wirklichkeit 2h zu spät ist

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.