ekhm.. hi?

long distance friendships are terrible what do you mean I can’t hug you or sit with you or lay on your floor when I’m bored what dO YOU MEAN

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

"hast du Lack gesoffen?" ist so underrated fr

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

I just want to get dicked down again =/

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

ich glaube das wetter hat vergessen dass es bei pride month ums schwul sein geht und nicht darum wie unglaublich schwül es sein kann.

ich möchte nicht kinkshamen, aber es ist mir egal, wie viel gramm protein in deinem linsenauflauf ist