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*sniffs post cautiously*
This post again? Must be the season...
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Love Begins

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
YOU ARE THE REASON
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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*sniffs post cautiously*
This post again? Must be the season...

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Honey Possum or Noolbenger (Tarsipes rostratus) feeding on nectar, looking for nectar... family Tarsipedidae, order Diprotodontia, found in SW Western Australia
One of the world's smallest marsupials, weighing only 7 - 16g.
photograph by Adam Fry
i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable
one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

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Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.
Time to enter the GAMER ZONE
Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?
Do you know about the fish finding sonar?
gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly
Motorcycle not starting? Just plug your Gameboy in and start running diagnostics
july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.
parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.
all right, if you're watching Archives: The Nanyang Mystery and it's your first DMBJ show, and you are considering watching others, please be advised:
Continuity doesn't exist. The various dramas weren't all made by one production team and they are not seasons of the same show or anything
No, no, I mean like...even less continuity than whatever other show you're thinking of. Actors play different characters across series (sometimes they're related, sometimes they absolutely are not); the same characters meet for the first time in multiple series; astonishing amounts of contradictory information are thrown around; characters die in one series but are alive in another; timelines overlap; it's not always clear what was and wasn't a hallucination; entire storylines get repeated
If you are a person who likes to know What Canon Says you are going to have a bad time here, because there's no canon and even (especially???) the original author has no idea what's going on
Pick something you liked in your first DMBJ series (an actor, a dynamic, a mood, a fighting style, a worldbuilding fact, the cinematography, a setting, the quality of the special effects...). Congratulations! hope you thoroughly enjoyed it, because odds are good that it won't be in the next series you watch
There's a reason most DMBJ fans, at least in the English-speaking fandom, will call DMBJ fun/obsession-inducing/a favorite but will rarely call it good
ao3 and probably the DMBJ Yu Cun discord are your friends (all the gaps and missing pieces and contradictions are FERTILE GROUND for fanfic, more than something that's complete and logical would be!)
Good luck

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Write it for the Pope
Would you rather visit
Galileo’s Middle Finger, Museo Galileo, Florence, Italy 🇮🇹
(Allegedly) Grigori Rasputin’s Penis, Museum of Erotica, St. Petersburg 🇷🇺
Albert Einstein’s Brain, Mütter Museum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 🇺🇸
George Washington’s Teeth, Mount Vernon, Virginia 🇺🇸
Embalmed Corpse of Lenin, Lenin’s Tomb, Moscow 🇷🇺
Embalmed Corpse of Mao, Chairman Mao Memorial Hall, Beijing 🇨🇳
(Allegedly) Thomas Edison’s Last Breath, Henry Ford Museum, Dearborn, Michigan 🇺
Cum ⚽🎉
This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)
The woman says "Ridiculous..."
If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link
[Video Description: An ad with piano music over it all, showing an elderly woman in her home, knitting, when two younger men walk by her window, which catches her attention. She stares out her window at them as they kiss each other while walking, the old lady staring in disbelief. Cut to the old woman approaching a residence with a broom in hand, staring up at the second floor window where a small rainbow Pride flag is hanging. The old woman stares up at it and mutters "Ridiculo", before getting up on a ladder with her broom to remove the flag. Focus on the flag fluttering to the ground as church bells chime. The scene then cuts to the couple from before, approaching their home with grocery bags in hand before one stops and stares at the second floor, stopping his partner who then drops the groceries as he too stares up. It's then revealed that the small pride flag had been replaced with a gigantic, hand-knit pride flag. It then cuts back to the old woman's home, where a tin of rainbow-colored yarn sits on her table. The hands of the old woman are holding and fondly touching an old black and white photo of two young smiling women, leaning against each other. Cut to the old woman's face as she stares out with a look of happy pride on her face. At the end of the video, the name "Idealista" appears on screen, followed by "buon pride" along with a rainbow. End VD.]
One correction:
The old lady is not in her home. She is at work. She's meant to be what in Italian is called "la portinaia", aka a cross between a doorwoman and cleaner of a residential building. She's in her small "office" space, at the entrance of the building, from where she can survey the coming and goings of the inhabitants. It's a job that has mostly disappeared, but is culturally very clear to us as having the connotation of "potentially gossipy, one-million-percent judgmental woman who sees everything that goes on in the apartment complex, knows everyone and their secrets, and has Strong Opinions™️".
In this case, thankfully, the Strong Opinion™️ is that those two men are ridiculous with their teeny tiny flag for ants.
I feel like there has been an uptick in Rage Against the Hormonal Birth Control lately. Just want to put it out there for the anons that have been asking about birth control: hormonal birth control is very widely used and tolerated. It is safe and side effects are usually mild and temporary. It is highly effective at preventing pregnancy while taken but does not affect fertility when stopped. It can be used to regulate or stop periods. It can help with PMDD and PCOS and a host of other conditions.
I❤️U Hormonal Birth Control!!!! You have done so much for people with uteruses!!! They could never make me hate you!!!
🩷🩷🩷
Hormonal birth control changed my goddamn life. I suffered so much through hell periods before I went on it. Cramps that pain killers wouldn't touch, bleeding to the point of anemia, simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea, simultaneous burning up and freezing. When I was 10 and realized I had decades of that shit ahead of me, I literally wanted to die. Fortunately, at 17 I was able to access hormonal BC. Pills helped a lot, but my IUD has been fucking amazing, and that's with the hell that is insertion. I've been through it 3 times and I'll keep doing it until I'm through menopause. No more symptoms at all because no more periods. And all with the added bonus of only a sliver of a risk of pregnancy.
I get hormonal BC isn't for everyone, but it's done so much for my quality of life and should be celebrated for the marvel of modern medicine that it is.
You can have my Mirena when you pry it from my cold dead uterus.

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Would you rather visit
Pilatus Railway, Obwalden, Switzerland 🇨🇭
Shanghai Maglev, Shanghai, China 🇨🇳
The Ghan, The Australian Outback 🇦🇺
Stoosbahnen, Schwyz, Switzerland 🇨🇭
Wuppertal Schwebebahn, Wuppertal, Germany 🇩🇪
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 3
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Starscream (Transformers)
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Starscream]
"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."
"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."
"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."
"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."
"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."
Starscream propaganda from last season
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."