*face down, ass up, dead in a ditch*

anyway the best thing in the world is when queer people write interactive fiction

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

The OBSESSION with identity is so crazy like the view that when you do something it immediately becomes part of your identity and all the parts of you have to click together to become “person who wakes up early” or “person who reads” no you can literally just do something without restructuring your whole performance of personhood around it. I don’t know what to tell you except that you will never be able to have an entirely unfractured view of yourself or that you will be able to rationalize all the complex parts of yourself into the phrase “person who x” like you should just be doing things without performing them. Or aestheticizing them. Just try different things on and keep what works for you. Otherwise you will never learn and grow!

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

Okay this makes sense now actually. Kristen should have been able to fly, I think Brennan wasn't being realistic or was just unaware.

@samreich I feel like Brennan owes Ally an apology