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Hi call me Crane, I'm a 39 year old lesbian. We are frequently not safe for work or kids. Still curious? Read on.

I'm a She/they kinda Dyke. A long hair and skirts, but also coveralls and combat boots kinda queer.

I like to sink my teeth into a hyperfixation and shake it until it's dead. Subjects frequently include: buff ass/dangerous women, vampires/monsters, book/fic/smut, horror, & my wife.

My irl friends call me the goblin queen. I didn't pick the title, the title picked me.

I crave violence. I am filled with rage. I fuck to keep the villain arc in check. You're welcome.

We are sex positive and like to talk kink but will suffer no fools.

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meowcentrale

let mama clean the blood off you

crane-scissors

Anything can be your blorbo if you're sick enough.

#abby and lev #big sister abby #little brother Lev

winterswake

Everyone I have cared for has either died or left me.

#our favorite trauma baby #Ellie Williams

I will probably never disclose what exactly my chronic illness is online simply to avoid conversations about it that boil down to this:

Me: My car won't start 😡

Them: Oh, I know how to help! You have to turn the key in the ignition to start a car! 😌

Me: ....... 😑

#I've been diagnosed since I was a baby you don't think I've tried that already?#whenever I'm talking about it I always mention I was misdiagnosed as in infant and then properly diagnosed at 3 years old #because it is very rare for children to have it and even more rare to get a diagnosis before you can articulate symptoms #I don't need to hear about your alternative medicine solution I've already tried it in desperation it didn't work #I don't need to hear about the medicine you think will solve it. I've already been on it.#you are not being helpful and now I'm annoyed #yes this is prompted by my boss suggesting I do something that has been proven to Make It Worse (AGAIN)#you person who is only just learning about my chronic condition are not going to fix me #chonic illness #I'm just bitching #chronic pain thoughts

tomhoppusdelonge

I should be smoking weed with sluts not whatever the fuck this is

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Today's miracle in adaptive technology taping gauze over your new tattoo, not because the tattoo needs it, but because the prickly leg hair that's growing back keeps catching on the inside of your pants and it is so overstimulating it makes you want to have a big scream right in the middle of your workplace.

#I've got a big problem with feeling thousands of tiny particles move at once #also see: my hatred of 'hard snow' and dry sand.#sensory issues #i am but a simple lesbian #But my mom is definitely right. There's no fucking way I'm some variety of neurodivergent...

✨Unnecessary small creature gender head canons✨

Every puppy/kitten= little guy

Small spiders= miss ma'am

Large spiders= Madame!

Any frog= sir

Any toad= lady

Pill bugs= Baby! (Gender neutral)

Millipedes= pretty girl

Centipedes= SIR! (Derogatory)

#I will be taking questions after the seminar #i am but a simple lesbian #silly gender #gendered language #all spiders are girls and I love them #I respect centipedes for their place in the food chain but if I find him in my shower I will call him a little bastard

@tacticaljorts ummm I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

#my dogs #whip it out and by it I mean pictures of your dog

jamiemoonymarks

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

fieldbears

If I didn't want readers to chew on it, I wouldn't have spent all that time on the mouthfeel

#I love to give and receive unhinged comments!#some of my favorites to receive are keysmash followed by swears #plus any confessions of how UNWELL you are about The Character and or the story #and or if you stayed up late/ did something irresponsible for the sake of reading!!! love those #Yes! I am ALSO UNWELL about character! Yes I will also read when I should be sleeping!#Ellabs #my beloved #fandom #fanfiction #fic writing #AO3

senatortedcruz

Happy pride lgbts who’s ready for the same discourse we’ve been litigating for 10+ years to hit the internet?

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Officially a sword lesbian.

#i am but a simple lesbian #sword lesbians #memorial tattoo #tattoo #as hairless as you're ever gonna see me #happy pride 🌈

Live blogging my tattoo eh? Couldn't be me!

#hell yeah bitches

Daddy? No, no, no, she's My Liege.

#I am Her Majesty #this is my court and I shall sit on my throne #i am but a simple lesbian #futch4butch #Butch4Butch #femme4butch #butch lesbian #masc lesbian #stud lesbian #lesbian yearning

goth-queen

#hahaitsafunnyjoke

cumin233

It's a life drawing demo I did on @ZEET_studio , I had a lot of fun chatting with students online :D My goal is to draw all the models as my ship( ？

#our girls #ellie williams #the last of us2 #the last of us #abby anderson #ellabs

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erlie

Me and my friends were talking about how Zuko and Mai are just the worst canon relationship in AtLA, and decided that Zuko would find his true passion with Sokka.

I haven't seen the movie, so this happens at some unspecified time at an unspecified place.

#atla #zukka #sshhhh my not so secret fandoms I never post because I'm busy hyperfixating

Ever listen to a break up song so good it makes you wanna get a Divorce?

#never's a promise #got that shit on repeat #jkjk I am very happily married to a toothachingly chivalrous butch #hashtag do not ship we are married!#i am but a simple lesbian

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