formerly known as monsch*ices

writing an awesome dakotashe blowjob in the nightclub private booth fic 💘 life is amazing

lowk need the leviticus sequel where they move to bottomsverse, they get into uni with ms. callahan coin, at which point ryan gets into dj-ing with pj, and naim learns making bombs from hazel. then, brittany gets a modeling contract in leviticus village, she kidnaps the deliverance healer and brings him back home, where josie, pj, isabel, hazel and brittany each grab his two legs two arms and head and they start pulling until he goes splorch. ryan meets jeff and tries to dap him up but he dies from the impact. ryan starts crying because he didn't mean to do it and isabel has to pat him on the back to tell him it's ok bc jeff dies three times a day. and then it's just a show with 3 seasons of their college mishaps as ryan gets soundcloud famous and naim gets into photography and he takes pics for ryan's album covers and then he and hazel start a firework business

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