Megan "Cryptic" Danvers

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

A fucking what now?

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.

who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.

?. The humble freeze pop ??

That’s clearly a BonIce

pop ice.

Okay guys. Otter pop, zooper dooper, and BonIce are all brands that I guess have become somewhat genericized in regions where they’re widely sold (same for the word popsicle actually). All the other names are perfectly understandable descriptors of an ice thingy that you put in your freezer to freeze, pop out of the packaging to eat, and may choose to lick like the candy known some places as a “lollie”. Through the power of language you’re all correct. Can we get back to enjoying our freezer pops now

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

rip jimmy olsen. he's not dead but he fumbled the baddest bitch known to the cosmos so he might as well be

We got Eradicator already in the form of Kara's warsuit. Brainiac literally said something about like an Eradicator protocol or something in season 2.

Idk how to answer this. I've got a decently sized assortment of books in my bedroom but I have no concept of how long it would take me to read them because idk the pace I read at.

I also enjoy video of this man’s dead wife

The glare from the sun occasionally obscuring her face does kinda make me think that the viewer is struggling to remember her

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

I'm am not down with this recent trend of Brainiac 5 being depicted as bald 🫩