😔🤘🏻

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I’m desperate

I need to be 120lbs

Im desperate okay. I need good news.

I need this

Need good news 🙏🏾

You don’t have to smile at men when they smile. You don’t have to wave at men when they wave. You don’t have to thank men when they compliment you. You don’t have to even acknowledge men when they compliment you. You don’t have to move out of the way for men on the sidewalk. You don’t have to add men back on social media. You don’t need to keep men on social media. You can block any man’s number for any reason at all. You can drop your male friends that add any amount stress or uncomfortableness to your life, even if its minimal. You can spit at a man’s feet. You can punch any man you see. You can run over men with your car. You can throw a man off a tall building. You can catfish men on tinder to sell their organs. You can devour a man while he still lives. You can ritually sacrifice men to Aphrodite. You can drain all the blood out of a man’s body. You can feed men to wolves or sharks. 

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.

and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead

One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.

“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat

hot single girls in your peripheral vision

but when you turn to look at them they vanish into thin air

There is a post deep down on my blog somewhere that is just a full grown tiger in a giant cardboard box with FREE KITTEN written on the front of it that is my favourite post on this entire website I think about that baby and I cry a little

republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like "this... Is living ❤️"

love wins

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

i would like keanu reeves to tenderly cup my face and tell me to get my shit together 

castin spells

Tai chi