i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

2026 being the ten year anniversary of 2016 ace discourse means that everyone needs to get incredibly asexual this year. as reparations

many of you in the notes saying “on it boss”. i’m starting to think you guys were already asexual…

His sword ripples with iridescence

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

every game and i do mean every game needs a shitty little fairy sidekick who never shuts up. even survival horror. even sports games.

POTATO GLAD0S (PORTAL 2)

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish