hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

You'll be talking to a random NPC in Planescape Torment and they'll be like "you wanna hear a creepy urban legend?" and you'll be like sure, and then they just straight-up share a part of TNO's personal history