cry aka crypticlies

@cry-pticlies

Cry 🍉 - xe/xem/xyr and they/them - artblog is @lyingcries - you can tell i like something when i dont shut up about it. warning I don't tag my reblogs consistently for cws or spoilers - read (tgcf, mdzs, svsss, dvawtk)/reading (qjj, mistakenly saving the villain) incredibly slowly; - my tags: crys art, miriams crew, crys fanart, crys rambles

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silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

Visit Original Link

snoleopard7

depsidase

haunted-hideaway

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

pokeween

im actually fucking crying right now

dorodoroart

get u a man who can do both (he is definitely the second one tho)

dsod vs dm; but in DSOD he is actually MORE insane he just looks chill about it

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starsnores

Shen jiu vs Shen yuan. Trying to draw the same body with different people in it

glukis

eisenkrahe

Yes!

jumpinginmuddypuddles

i said i would draw more 😶‍🌫️

oh my god?? oh my god?? this should be framed in the flipping louvre it’s GORGEOUS TYSM

notahorseindisguise

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

thecelestialgremlin

scara at the delusion factory

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xiuyawn

may death be kinder than any man

foulserpent

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

pacmastermeow

i don't believe such a time ever existed

foulserpent

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

this is hilarious actually bring it back

parkchanwoohoo

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

anomalocaris-in-da-clurb

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

parkchanwoohoo

Blocking for being funnier than me

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and yet

twinkiefairy

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

s1r3n-slacks

Today I discovered that melting ice makes a sound— it cracks, pops, fizzes and hisses like demonic Rice Krispies. Apparently it has to do with pressurized air bubbles and fractures from expansion, but this leads to a question which National Geographic already answered for me:

Which is similarly heavy handed but also extremely freaking metal

homunculus-argument

You know the meme where you go "the name of [noun with a diminutive] implies the existence of [a hypothetical HUGE form of same thing, but without the diminutive]" like "existence of dorito implies the existence of THE DORO" and it's a huge-ass corn chip the size of a wheel of cheese?

Well, in finnish, the word for moth is "yökkönen", from "yö" (night), the suffix "-kko/kkö" which has many purposes but one of them is to change any word into "person involved with doing something with the root word", and the dininutive "-nen". So the name of moth is "little night creature".

But coming back to the diminutive meme, the existence of yökkönen would imply the existence of yökkö, the big (or at least medium-sized, or non-small) night creature. Through a happenstance completely unrelated to moths or other insects, "yökkö" is the finnish vernacular word for a night shift nurse.

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mellifexfarm

bring your ugly to work day

oifaaa

Stupid joke that isnt funny but made me smile so

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