Whimsical is my middle name

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

⁉️ happy pride month turns out I Saw The TV Glow is free to watch on youtube and has been for at least three months now and i did not know until just now

i need to get gender affirming surgery

Your dad is so powerful

the rumors are true i’m kind of evil

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

the moment you start feeling ugly as a woman you need to hit up a local suburban walmart and take a good hard look at the average woman to realize an average woman is not serving curated algorithmic beauty and aesthetic

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.