i don't even know you guys

when i meet bob dylan me: hey him: hello him: ( hands me glowing ancient gem stone )

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

all of their entries on the Bratz wiki (wikiz?) are so funny because they're like. they're characters that are designed to be interesting for young girls who like playing dress up with dolls but they're also supposed to represent the abstract concept of a Teenage Boy, whatever the hell that is, so all of their personalities are like "loves to flaunt the coolest clothes and flashiest shoes! has a huge collection of belts, gloves, and hats that he takes great pride in! also enjoys uuuuh monster trucks and death metal"

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

there are so many horrific ways for the body to break down and you may be lucky enough to experience any number of them at any point in your life

#reframing my disability as being able to experience a new thing. i could say shehecheyanu every time i get a new symptom. (via @alonewildbird)

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.

cannibal chappell roan: you can put a hundred boys in jars

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan: you can hit a hundred boys with cars

medieval torturer chappell roan: you can coat a hundred boys in tar

klezmer is good because it’s like what if a banjo had a baby with the frozen expanse of the eastern european tundra and an affair on the side with the kind of pent up generational trauma that can only be expressed by banging on a piece of metal really hard. give it a listen you’ll know what i mean

alternatively it sounds like a very specific brand of intensely delirious joy. like you know how there are legends about fae creatures making people dance forever or all those ppl who danced so hard they died. klezmer is what they were dancing to