Hiiiii :3

guys raised by fly's

Clicks you repeatedly as fast as possible

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Italian catboy with extra toes named Paulie Dactyl.

[ID from alt: green-pen drawing of a dogthing going 'awawa', then smiling as many others respond with a collective 'awawa'. End ID]

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tumblr marked this nature content btw

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

Deciding to start watching Madoka Magica because I saw Homura in a dream then realising that’s exactly how the actual anime begins has been a mildly concerning way to start my morning

whatever happens happens but sometimes it would be nice if it didn’t happen

This websites like We gotta destroy capitalism We gotta end racism We gotta create Community. And then want to kill you for being loud outside.

I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything

dwi wastad yn anghofio bod gan Americanwyr sinciau sy'n lladd popeth

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought