meliorism

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

i've been ruined by the phrase "i'm sorry women" i'm literally addicted to it. bumped into a guy on the train and automatically said "i'm sorry women" with a completely straight face. he didn't even ask me to repeat myself. one look at my face and he knew i was beyond help.

mens thighs!!!!! in slutty shorts!!!!!!!!!!

fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together

U are not “rotting” in bed. U are resting, beloved

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

No career advice prepares you for just how much time you'll spend trying to find a job that pays more and has fewer real responsibilities, managers, or deliverables than your current job.

(jaded old queen smoking by an open balcony drinking her second dry martini of the afternoon voice) god i miss 8tracks

reading the oresteia so you can read king lear so you can read paradise lost so you can read lolita so you can read the cairo trilogy so you can watch revolutionary girl utena so you can watch succession so you can understand what an abusive patriarch looks like so you can watch interview with the vampire

if you have a boyfriend and you start liking another guy you dont actually have to break up. basically you can put the first boyfriend in the bathroom and close the door, and then bring the second guy into the house and let them get used to each other's smells through the door. if you supervise them for the first couple weeks, they should eventually get along or at least not kill each other while youre away.

You can keep a hundred boys in jars or whatever it is that Chappell Roan said