if you don’t believe in dryhumping + making out + being handsy before the sex then do not hmu

I’m getting ads telling me to replace live porch flowers with plastic ones because the plastic ones don’t die and buddy I can tell you from personal experience that those flowers will fade until they look like they’ve achieved a new kind of death

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

I want a vacation that consists of nothing but sex & the sea

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

You can’t skip the messy part. The messy part is where you grow.

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

in a mood. don't know which one yet tho

daydreaming isn’t enough i need it to happen to me in real life