splendid isolation

Whatever nothing matters

Except some things

sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you

Ubrelvy isn’t even a medication it’s like a brother to me.

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

imagine being the most devout little freak nun in the world and you have to watch God have a threesome with two of your mean coworkers at the dinner table. that happened to my friend harrow nonagesimus

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

I feel like the first reread of the locked tomb series can’t even be counted as a “reread” is just a read, except this time you actually have a vague understanding about what’s going on

I will be real with you kindness and love is the one thing that keeps me going. spreading love and kindness is one of the most important things you can do. solidarity is an act of love resilience is an act of love friendship is an act of love.

I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket

joe biden appoints weird bug to be in charge of the night time is one of my all time fav images ever

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

[ID: an edited textpost meme against a pink background. It reads: “I'm not arguing with a headache. Grugg, get the drill!! 😂” END ID]