Dinonaut

i have not read the locked tomb but i'm sorry about what happened to harrowhark vaginismus or whatever

'butt touched nun' gideon you want to touch her butt so bad it makes you look stupid. bffr.

ok but when ianthe shows up in nona and she says she'll blow up the whole planet if she doesnt get harrow back i was like 'ooooooo you like heerrrrrrrr'

Based on this fanart you wouldn't BELIEVE how many sex jokes are in this book

I just remembered that a character's tits was legitimate foreshadowing for a plot twist

Thinking about Harrowhark and Melinoë parallels. You’re the daughter and sole heir to the house of the dead. And there’s this fuck ass golden god of undeath who WILL NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE. and also your childhood rival is a beefy sword lesbian who hates your guts. There’s an Ianthe and Eris parallel to be made somewhere in this vein of thought. You have the most severe case of survivors guilt known to man

by far the gayest thing Harrow ever said was "I was in the privileged position of feeling you fight". girl.