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tshirt that says I viscerally hate your boyfriend

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

grow the FUCK up, stop reading imaginary baby fiction stoaries like your Ulysses and Dustoyeveskes, pull on your big girl panties and educate yourself with some Anarcho-socialist theory video essays on youtube, learn what the heck a dialectic is and then maybe-- and i honestly shouldn't have to educate you on this-- maybe then you'll understand why my stepbrother/stepsister erotic RP blogs have NOTHING to do with my principles as a family abolitionist.

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

you watch a car commercial and the car is presented as a masculinity carapace and this idea persists as if we don’t all know that the car is actually a second womb and every arrival + subsequent exit from the vehicle is a rebirth — it’s obvious why straight men feel such an attachment, and doubly obvious why they don’t want you to know. the trained eye can locate the mother wound of every car driver within seconds.

saddest story in four words: lost ogre no reward

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

My daughter Salma is suffering from severe anemia while everyone is watching the World Cup. My daughter wants to live and doesn't want to die. Many people have Tumblr accounts; can you donate to Salma or share this?

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.