sammy, those are fuckin onions

ruining your life all by yourself beautiful?

okay but also the absolute king move of bringing home both of the people whose posters are on your bedroom wall home to meet your mom at the same time. no one is doing it like Jamie

what if your dad DIED and your sister was PREGNANT and your cousin was ANNOYING and your brother was MEAN cause you MESSED UP then you CRIED on CAMERA in front of your MILFY EX SITUATIONSHIP and then your nazi boyfriend BETRAYED you and you RAN OUT of your dads funeral and someone HIT YOU because you purposefully instigated them in the street and you FELL DOWN and WENT MISSING

I’m SO glad jamie has a good relationship with his mom (almost too good, lol). he deserves to have at least one good parent 💖

no one has ever babygirled so hard. emmy in the babygirl category for phil dunster please. i’ve never seen such staggering achievement in the field.