Perpetually Tired

The fact Steven was able to convince the Diamonds when Pink couldn’t seems weird until you realise this is Literally just how oppressive family matriarchs react to their grandson vs their daughter.

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

i am so sorry but basically every attempt to reconstruct odysseus's "real journey" sounds exactly the same to me as if you'd said "jack the baker's son is said to have walked for a year and a day to reach the house at the back of the wind....but could that have been america?"

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

the resemblance to vines growing over abandoned buildings is doing something to me. are WE the force of nature reclaiming the remains of a past civilisation

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it.

Sex positivity is about bodily agency which includes the choice to NOT/NEVER have sex, so inclusion of asexual/celibate/sex repulsed people will always be a pillar of any real discussion of sex positivity and sexual freedom.

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭