being cool is for dorks

oh my fucking god

A butternut woollyworm ♡

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

#Flintstones #meme

the floating head of wisdom

Three yaks dance in Lhasa city (cr 情满拉萨，吉吉)(If you do not reside long-term in a high-altitude environment, please avoid intense physical activity at high altitudes, as it may trigger altitude sickness.)

Me: AH.

Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer

this job market is a fucking nightmare

there's no fucking way

I cannot stop laughing at this porn title . I’m gonna choke

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog