In Need of Intricate Rituals

Thor's Greetings

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

God, can you imagine someone from Finland (or wherever) heading to a Midwestern state fair and eating every variety of fried thing imaginable?

Musk has done other terrible things, too, but god, this one has a high and increasing body count. It should define his legacy. Every article about his wealth should mention how he not only refuses to use any of it to help people, but he actively cut money that wasn’t even his from providing food and medicine to the poor. But nope. No one cares.

you would be homophobic if you were straight.

Let's kill this guy with mama.

dialects also include grammar (like tumblr users' tendency to not captialize except for Emphasis or ending sentences with commas like this,,,,,) and vocabulary (blorbo, devil's sacrament, #mythis, etc)

Idk. Let that rock make some bad choices <3 bc he’s scared and traumatized

I ADORE THESE TAGS AND COMPLEATLY AGREE!!!!! and gonna "yes and" on that last one bc the angst potential is soooo juicy Rocky on one hand genuinely thinks Grace deserves the best and will do almost everything to achieve that. and like yeah, it is ostensibly all FOR Grace, but on the other hand, this is as much for Rocky himself, even if he dosnt acknowledge it. He's the guy who fixes things! and yet he couldn't stop his crew from dying. He couldn't save Erid on his own after 46 years alone (FOURTY SIX YEARS!!!!) He couldn't stop the Taumeba from eating all of his fuel. If it wasnt for his friendship with Grace, he likely would of failed to save Erid's star. He's the guy that fixes, and after ALL OF THAT he has to watch for 4 and a half years as his best friend slowly dies of starvation (while Rocky still have so much to eat), with next to nothing he can do to stop it. honestly, that last year must of been so hard on Rocky, unsure if he would return to Erid as the only survivor. unsure if he could return, if that was the case. But it isnt only that. Erid has changed since he left. He dosnt want to face a world he has been isolated from for so long (he cant fix how he feels like an Other in a room of Eridians). He cant handle the distance between himself and the friend/family he left behind (he cant fix their grief over how he returned home changed). He dosn't want to face the collective grief of a world that spent years dying (he cant fix the hundreds of thousands, if not millions of Eridians that died as he floated in space alone, surrounded by the dead). The single constant in his new life is how he only feels at peace pressed next to an alien that he cant even touch without a barrier. so he NEEDS Grace to be ok (he cant be unable to fix this too, not again, not again-) he will do anything to make sure Grace is happy and thriving on Erid. Because then at least 1 out of the 26 beings sent to space to save their dying stars can live a long and happy life.

Not to say that Rocky becomes Stratt 2.0, but, two nickels.