In Need of Intricate Rituals

When I was a teen in the 2010s boys would call each other Gay to say they were too effeminate but now it’s 2026 and we’re “Better Than That” so I just overheard a kid on the bus tell his buddy “you gotta get on T man cause you are NOT passing” 😭😭😭😭😭

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

this is the kinda shit you make when you're a free spirit unburdened by things like canon, i loave you stranger

Man and beast should absolutely fuse into one perfect being

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

Horses

☝️ and Meerkats

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

my couchsona

I would buy this and cover it in weird plush and sleep on it every night.

I didn't know they did upholstery with 1990s bowling alley carpets.

This is where Jake Sisko hides so he can write in peace.