In Need of Intricate Rituals

the muffled ‘Call Me Maybe’ by Carly Rae Jepsen in the background is what really sells this video for me tbh

Potions master

this went from “oh cool” to “damn” to “hOLY F U CK”

Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, i'm dying. It's too hot. I'm a sad puppy getting heat stroke and sunburn. Also I ate a bug. Is that a bird? You have to tell me if that's a bird. It's a bird, I wanna chase the bird. I smell roadkill, three hundred yards south of our location. Snuff snuff snuff snuff snuff. Mom, what's that? Can I eat that? Maybe just put my mouth on it? I'm a sad puppy and i'm dying, so you have to let me put my mouth on it. Don't stop to take pictures. We gotta go. We gotta go go go go go. Wait! No! Stop! I need to sniff This rock. Ok time to run now. We're going we're going we're going. Ah its too hot and I'm a sad puppy dying of heat stroke and sunburn. I need to flop down in the muddiest dampest patch of shade I possibly can. Hey look a turd.

Curious, if you don't mind - what qualifies as "hot" up there?

Isn’t it kind of fun how when your life sucks you just can’t talk about it with anyone

I’m serious though. When your life reaches a degree of suckage, you find yourself having to look elsewhere for anything at all to talk about. The things going on in your life are trauma dumping. Your past is probably also trauma dumping. So you have to get really weird about specific things or hope that others want to talk to you, because very quickly people are going to develop an aversion to you and the way your life sucks. Unless you just don’t talk about it

Squeezing oc like a stress ball. Throwing oc at the wall like a tennis ball. Dribbling oc on the ground like a basket ball. Whacking oc with a club like golf ball. AND OTHER SUCH ACTIVIES THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

Just encountered this a second time with Vala! "You should kill me now because I am not in the market for religion and you said you'd kill me if I don't convert and I am gonna piss you off so much between now and then, trust me, you do not know how annoying I can be."

Gimme your favorite brightly colored and/or high contrast episodes of SG1. Because I’ll be damned if this kid is gonna watch Bluey.

Is Jean-Luc Picard technically a horse girl?

yes

also guys season one of tng is not that bad why does everyone hate season one. there are like really good episodes in season one. i was hooked on the show pretty fucking immediately i dont really get what everyone hates about it