In Need of Intricate Rituals

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

I'd like things to be just normal expensive again and not crazy stupid expensive like they are now.

making friends via fandom is inherently hilarious because in many ways it's like a regular friendship and sometimes you'll share stuff that's going on in your lives and offer support and talk about food or pets or random cultural stuff because you live on opposite sides of the damn planet, but also some of your interactions are like "hello beloved friend whom I cherish deeply, I have brought you a deceptively platonic gift of lovingly crafted star wars porn"

one of my least favorite tropes is when a character has a crush that is explicitely unrequited and hopeless, yet in the timeskip epilogue they inexplicably get married. like bro if you fruitlessly pine after someone and they show no interest for the whole 3 year run of the story and then suddenly change their mind. i think theyre settling for you. quite frankly both of you need to learn some self respect. get divorced immediately.

Aromantic character that enjoys simply having a crush that doesn't want it reciprocated and other aromantic character who is perfectly aware of the crush and will never reciprocate but they both also like pretending that they're in a shoujo anime...

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I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

Me doing anything: What if Blorbo was also doing this AND they were sick