In Need of Intricate Rituals

ok anyways. post this beast

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

accents just affect how you pronounce words

Me when I see an iron oxide rich mud puddle

I simply think that it would be fun if Rocky got back to Erid and started lying cause a.) he will not tolerate anything but THE BEST for Grace, and will do everything to make sure he’s taken care of b.) he’s worried that if he expresses his actual desires to his own fellow Eridians, they would be so ‘alien’ that he would either not be taken seriously or seen as crazy, and that everything (grace) will be taken away from him. c.) he just spent so long alone in space and if anyone makes him be alone (be without grace) again, he’s taking himself and everyone out with him.

Tags by @grimark #phm#i really do envision rocky being such a. well the word that occurs to me is bridezilla so let’s go with that.#i envision him being such a bridezilla about grace’s care and keeping.#grace is such a ‘haha yeah anything’s fine just whatever you can manage’ kind of guy about anything beyond his basic necessities#meanwhile rocky is like. well first of all i need everyone on this planet to drop everything immediately to keep my alien alive#you literally owe it to him. he sacrificed so much to save us it’s really the least you could do#laying on a massive guilt trip on grace’s behalf#and then yeah absolutely lying and stretching the truth in order to make things as nice as possible for grace.#i think the excuse of grace’s mental health goes a long distance#grace’s biodome needs a large body of water and it needs to have waves. for his health.#also rocky needs the facilities and equipment and r&d staff#so he can build a top of the range flexible xenonite EVA suit. for grace’s health again yeah#humans are also a social species okay they need physical contact he needs to hang out with rocky#and get as close to touching him as possible or he might DIE.#(no word spoken about whether rocky also needs this of course)#(that’s not important that’s not the point. stop perceiving him. this is about grace.)

I've realized something.

"Please don't hit on anyone when we go out later you keep swearing chivalric oaths of fealty"

star trek the next generation was a good show partly because it wasn't afraid to pose interesting questions like "what if god was an annoying gay guy?"

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

I once inadvisably shared an interesting article about a romance novel lawsuit with a co-worker. About an hour later she appeared at my cubicle and said, "You can explain to me what they mean when they say 'omegaverse', right?" and I was forced to respond, "I can, but not during office hours, I'm not getting fired for being sexually inappropriate in the workplace."