morgen:)

big news from the girl factory! they’re inventing a new kind of girl who is both taller than you and also kinda faggy with it

have we ever considerred the possibility that doug walker is an escaped prototype from the lab where they grew mr. beast

the relationship is actually a little more complicated than many presume. artificial youtubers are typically created in bonded pairs, with their shared psychic field helping them to understand things like Algorithm. beast james is a lot more sensitive than a lot of his kind to Algorithm, but is also psychically more fragile. this sensitivity means he is prone to traumatic fugues when he is reminded of the youtuber gestation facility. doug, however, is incredibly psychically stable - and has taken on a mnemophagic role in order to sustain the dyad. to put it simply, doug remembers it so jimmy doesnt have to

fumos love it when you bob them up and down by pressing on top of their head

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

@fuck-detector

As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?

Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

horns are a cute thing for a girl to have.. reblog to make a girl grow some horns

crazy how chicken nugget isnt even retirement age. and somebody conceived over nugget lust could only be just barely past their thirties at most

Hairless grindr thugs well who are a little to faggie for there own good and make being sexualy gay there entire personality are always extreamly boring poeple just want to sexualy fuck and drink lavender oat milk cold brew all day and scroll instagram reals try something fcking new i want to play the crossbow challenge

The apple and crossbow challenge

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.