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big news from the girl factory! they’re inventing a new kind of girl who is both taller than you and also kinda faggy with it

all the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies who lives on a world with a 1001 people

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

I love pointing out that you can tell when bethesda started hemorrhaging creative staff because important historical figures stop wielding spears and then they disappear from the games entirely

you can feel the disagreement in the creative direction of morrowind between the writers who think spears are cool and the actual game design which often scratches its head a little when it's trying to do something like figure out how a spear and shield could be wielded together, followed by their gradual disappearance in the expansions, and then they're just notably absent from oblivion's medieval-flavoured holy roman empire, which is still crawling with boars nonetheless

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

Inflates you big and r- [hesitates] embalms you to guard my tomb.

A millennial 9/11 coded experience for Gen Z is going to be 8 years from now meeting an adult that doesn't remember covid.

I’ve made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China’s mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

What the FUCK

I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.