For Whomst'd've The Bell Tolls

if I ask you where you want to go to dinner and you say “I don’t know”, I will be taking us to Long John Silvers or Arby’s. Because I am evil.

If you’re indecisive, I will make a decision that will make you regret not making the decision for both of us. Because I am evil. And I genuinely enjoy an occasional visit to Long John Silver’s or Arby’s.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

Hang on I need to look something up

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.